The awkward conversation between me and Lia and a guy who was hitting on Si:

  • Guy hitting on Si: So my cousin said Siera's a popular model here on Guam. Is that true?
  • Me and Lia: No
  • Guy hitting on Si: but I heard she models all the time.
  • Me and Lia: Nope.
  • Guy hitting on Si: Damn, you're her girls and you don't even know what she's doing all the time...
  • Me and Lia: No for reals, Siera really isn't a model.
  • Guy hitting on Si: You're fucking around with me, aren't you?
  • Me and Lia: Nope. We've been best friends for a long time, we would know.
  • Guy hitting on Si: ***walks away
  • Me and Lia: ***look at each other*** she really isn't. Why is he being a little pussy? He just couldn't handle the truth. Hahahahahaha!
  • SHALLOW MOTHER FUCKER.