June 2013
“Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.”
—Riccardo Tisci (via sempiternalev)
SHIT I SAY from "Shit Girlfriends Say"
“Can you massage my back?”
“Pop quiz! What’s my favorite color?!”
“I don’t feel good.”
“Why did you retweet her?”
“Speed bump!”
“I’m hungry.”
“I’m just like one of the guys.”
“I gained so much weight.”
“I’m adding your mom on Facebook.”
“Is that your mom? Tell her I said hi.”
“Oh my god, you’re going so slow.”
“I fucking love the Kardashians.”
“Do you think I’m pretty?”
“You’ve never taken me there.”
“How come I’m not in your profile picture? You’re in my profile picture.”
“This is our song!”
“Why don’t you ever write on my wall?”
“You cheated on me in my dream.”
May 2013
April 2013
“We were strangers that became lovers and
Most importantly best friends.” —(via iwasadaisyfresh)
Most importantly best friends.” —(via iwasadaisyfresh)
